Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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