can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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