Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No subtext here. People are naked.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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