I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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