The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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