Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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