he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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