no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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