are you still at the devil's house?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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