i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
