So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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