And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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