dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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