Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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