Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
