that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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