Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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