If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he was CRYING into my vagina
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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