She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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