Barsexuality is the new black.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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