So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
The power of my boobs compel you
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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