is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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