You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
nutella sex= disaster
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
please don't ironically join a cult
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