normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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