fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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