Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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