I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
