A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
