Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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