Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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