i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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