And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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