well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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