After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My ass is underappreciated
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
