Umm I'm too high to move.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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