Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
