Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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