Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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