I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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