True but thats because hes a fetus.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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