we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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