I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
