i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
