am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I am available for nakedness
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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