the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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