the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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