she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Houston, we have a squirter
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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