if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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