I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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