Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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