If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
