I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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