i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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