Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i out mim tonsoeep
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