Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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