school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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